A staggering tower of microachievement!
Here are most of the stories I've had published in the last few years. They're in rough order from old to new. If you only have a few minutes, I recommend you pick one of the newest five at random.
Leaf Garden - Two stories
Down in the Dirt - Two stories
Eunoia Review - Instructions for a Better Life
Ramshackle Review - Downtime
The Adroit Journal - Spectacles
The Bicycle Review - Eldest
First Stop Fiction - In Defense of Sweaters (publication run by yours truly - blatant favoritism!)
In Between Altered States - In Law Alone
Negative Suck - Learning How to Move
Subtle Fiction - Sushi Dissolves
Bartleby Snopes - Issues Not with Loneliness
Ampersand Review - This Year's Lesson
Pure Slush - Please RSVP
Cease, Cows - Sleep Debt
Drunk Monkeys - An Administrative Specialist's Apology
Red Fez - A Work In Progress
First Stop Fiction publishes endings with stories. It's been going for a while. Maybe you should read it?
For a while I wrote a story every day and read them for the internet. Also one time I made a Homestuck fan video. So, um, what are you waiting for?
Since you scrolled down here, you can email me, if you want.